Don’t spare the rod

Illonois gov. Rod Blagojevich will be doing the Nixon ‘I’m not a crook’ dance tomorrow when he eclipses the soaps with his own opera. Republican operatives are doing punch fronts to link Barack Obama to Rod’s political snakepit. Never mind that the Prez-elect obviously has nothing to do with this. Republicans are determine to deny the incoming president a honeymoon even before he gets into office. Come to think of it, he can even forget the wedding night.

As for the hissing gov- hack the Dan White hair and fall on your own rod.