Sarah Palin, former journalism student, impugning the media at a Republican function for not sticking to the -Who-what-when-where-why- style of journalism she learned.

“And there was that media slant this go round,” she said. “And unless things change, the GOP had really better can stand together, ’cause we got that on the battlefield also. I call it like I see it and like I lived it on the campaign trail. Not complaining, but dealing with reality.”

The woman never disappoints. I guess she missed that class on clause symmetry, scrambled metaphors and run-on sentences.